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Kige Ramsey For President?

Apparently I am not the only one who has taken notice of Kige's skills and special charm.  Special thanks to the fellas at footballguys.com for bringing this to my attention:

The Right Man For The Job

As I told you in my last article, I think that Kige Ramsey would be the ideal candidate for the American presidency. I recently interviewed Kige about the platform on which he is running.
Mr. Ramsey thinks we should have better jobs for the American people. He thinks we should rid ourselves of the Bush tax cuts that put us in a large deficit. By doing this, he would raise taxes to get out of debt, and leave the rates the same the rest of his term.
On the war in Iraq, Kige thinks that it was justified because we needed to remove Saddam Hussien from power. However, he thinks we need a better plan for post-war Iraq. Training is needed for Iraqi security forces to better defend Iraq, he says. By doing this, Kige thinks that we could be out of Iraq and could actually have the “Mission Accomplished.”
Kige believes that America is no more secure than it was before 9/11. He has a three-point plan to strengthen Homeland Security. The first point is that we need better airport screeners that are not controlled by the government. The second point is that we need better detection systems that would protect us from many weapons and bombs. The final point is to have Homeland Security representatives on every single plane.
Concerning abortion, Kige is a strong pro-lifer. He would appoint judges who would overturn the Roe vs. Wade decision, would veto any bill that supported abortion, and would try to get a constitutional amendment banning it.
Candidate Ramsey says that gay marriage is wrong. He will support a federal constitutional amendment banning gay marriage. He says that it is forbidden in the Bible and we should stay with our moral upbringings.
The environment is a very important issue to Kige. “We should strongly enforce environmental laws against pollution because if you don’t enforce them, you will have less clean air to breathe, and we all know that clean air is important. I believe that President Bush is seriously undermining this important issue. If he has his way, in a few years, there will be permanent smog clouds over our nation.”
Mr. Ramsey doesn’t in any way, form, or fashion support a military draft. He feels that with proper troop management that we could get all of the troops out of Korea that we do not need. Then we can send those troops to Iraq and that will leave the draft unnecessary.
Kige Ramsey has chosen to run on the Democratic ticket. He endorses views from both the right and left wings. While he is a Democrat, he would like everyone to know that he is more conservative than most of his fellow party members. He is a person whom both parties can vote for.
In closing, Kige urges his fellow Americans “To overthrow the Bush dictatorship. It is ruining the country. We will show Bush on November 2, that it is up to us Americans to rule our own country. We have the power.” He says everyone should get out and vote regardless of their opinion and political affiliation.
There you have it, folks. Straight talk from a true American. With questions and mysteries surrounding both of the major candidates, who can you trust? Kige isn’t a flip-flop, and I think we all know that. He is on our side and wants to see us return to prominence. He truly is the right man for the job. -Ben Kees

Kige Ramsey On Illegal Immigration

A simple, no-nonsense plan for fixing our country's immigration problem. Of course, at this point, we would expect no less from Kige. Why do politicians have to make things so complicated? Perhaps when he reaches the appropriate age, Mr. Ramsey should run for political office.

Kige Ramsey on Far-Left Morons

Whoah there Kige, can't say I agree with this piece. Kige pulls no punches in this attack on liberals, and, while I disagree, it is easy to see the qualities of Kige Ramsey that drew me to this young man in the beginning. Also, I am noticing a trend in that it seems like Kige saves his most important rants for the kitchen counter. Some might call this unprofessional. I say this demonstrates Mr. Ramsey's common man appeal, as well as his common sense, in that every one knows the kitchen is the most important room in the house. Plus, it is a practical venue as well, as Kige is free to fix himself a little snack after he lays the smack.

Kige Ramsey Speaks Out On The So-Called "Prank" In Tennessee

Say what you will about Kige, but when he decides to throw his journalistic muscle behind an issue, he is SERIOUS about it. No doubt, as Kige expressed, this is a plum outrage.

Kige Ramsey's Take On Rosie O'Donnell And Jimmy Carter

Kige isn't afraid to read from a script if that's what it takes to get the issues RIGHT.