This new place I'm going to is called Sugarhouse Dental Spa. While it is not a "gay dentist," I think it touts itself as "gay friendly." Anyway, my wife assured me that women and straight people go there, too. Well, Ashley found out about this place from a friend of hers, and it turns out they take our dental insurance. Her friend "raved" (no pun intended - see below) about it, so I figured, what the hell. Let me tell you - this place is freaking AWESOME! You go in, and this place is decked out like a fancy shmancy spa or salon or something. You are greeted by this hot little part-asian gal in a tight short mini-skirt working behind the counter, who asks if she can get you a drink (more on this later). In the background is this kind of down-tempo, tecno-rave music playing (there are speakers strategically located throughout the building). I asked for some water, and it came in a nice bar glass. Now I was really nervous when my wife told me they had "hot male hygenists." Yeah, just what I need. Well, it turns out, they keep a tall, hot blonde chick on tap, presumably to clean teeth for the straight guys. She was young, totally cool and hip, and nice and gentle with the cleaning. But before the cleaning even begins, she has me dip my hands in paraffin wax, and wraps them up, telling me this will help relax me. Fair enough. Whatever. Then she takes me back to her cleaning station, does the cleaning, and then tells me to wait for my head and neck massage. Excuse me? Massage? The masseuse was a guy, but that's ok because he really worked over the old face and neck. Keep in mind, this is all under a dental insurance plan. Then he asks me what flavor I would like in my latte? I'm like "um, I don't know, chocolate?" "Sure, we'll have that mocha latte waiting for you on your way out." So the dentist comes in, checks out the teeth, sends me on my way, and low and behold, there is a mocha latte, to go, waiting for me. All of this, plus full panoply of x-rays, for a $25 co-pay. What a country!