The Powerful And Attractive Club
The following is a non-exhaustive list of members of the Powerful and Attractive Club. Several must remain hidden, and there are many under consideration for admission. I am not at liberty to disclose the names of those whose applications have not yet been approved. Many thanks to one of my fellow Titans fans for bringing this club to the nation's attention.
1. Jeff Fisher
2. Me and Ash (one of the few female members)
3. Joe Sloat
4. Bill Clinton
5. Jay Cutler
6. Beasley
7. Fellw attorney John Fleming
8. Urban Meyer
9. Alexis Mozarovsky
10. Eddie George
11. Tom Cruise
If you have never heard of this club then just ignore this post.
I see someone is jealous. Don't worry Mr. Hixson, we will be watching your career with GREAT interest.
Posted by: Mike Horner | January 14, 2009 at 11:40 AM
Is this some new line of clothing you found on the Home Shopping Channel?
Posted by: Hixson | January 13, 2009 at 11:11 AM
And wait-why is Tom Cruise on this list? He belongs on the "crazy and in the closet" list. If he is going to remain on this list, then I don't think I can continue to be a part of this club...
Posted by: Ash | January 12, 2009 at 01:50 PM
You misspelled Mozarovski-and do you mean Big Alexis or Little Alexis?
Posted by: Ash | January 12, 2009 at 01:48 PM
i assume you mean me and not my wife? if you mean me, thanks, if you mean sarah, i should have never gotten my hopes up.
Posted by: jb | January 12, 2009 at 09:34 AM