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I Just Invented A New Sandwich That Is AWESOME

Well, technically it's a wrap, not a sandwich.

1.  1 whole grain wrap (the kind at the story especially made for sandwiches)

2.  couple spoons of peanut butter

3.  right at a spoon full of nutella

4.  spread peanut butter and nutella on wrap - IMPORTANT: spread it all the way out to the edges, so that when you wrap it up that first bite has everything in it

5.  slice up a ripe banana, and line up as many slices as you can fit across, just one row

6.  eat

7.  ???

8.  PROFIT

Seriously, I just downed one of these badboys and it was great.

Macon native to battle Bobby Flay on Food Network - Local & State - Macon.com

He should take this opportunity to punch Bobby Flay in the neck.   Sure, he would probably forfeit the contest, but he would be doing America a great service.  If anyone needed a neck punch, it's Bobby Flay.

Macon native to battle Bobby Flay on Food Network - Local & State - Macon.com.

Gay Dentist: Revisited

Talk about a blast from the past, someone recently commented on this post .  In fact, there have been several comments left this year that I never read before.  My favorite comment is the one left by "santa barbara cosmetic dentist."

Thanksgiving Question: UPDATE

It turns out I had nothing to worry about.  Not only was I not alone while drinking on Thanksgiving, but there were plenty of other folks drinking with me.  Sometime around 4:30 I slipped into a turkey/beer/wine-induced coma.

Thanks to Mike and Jay, though, for giving me the green light on alcohol consumption this holiday season.

Thanksgiving Question: I'm Going To Need A Ruling On This

I am likely going to be the only one at our Thanksgiving get together (me, Ash, Hadley and in-laws) that will be drinking.

My question is, are you "drinking alone" if you are together with loved ones enjoying a good time, even though you are the only one drinking?

Sandwich - UPDATE

It has been called to my attention that apparently there is something wrong with shopping at the Fresh Market.

Now, it could be that, on one of my ill-advised rants years ago, I railed against the Fresh MArket.  I rail against alot of things, so it's kind of hard to keep up sometimes.

If I did, though, I just want to say I was wrong ecause the Fresh Market is actually pretty damn awesome.

My worry initially in shopping there was that it would be too expensive.  Turns out I think you save money going there.

Kroger puts alot of crap on sale, but then jacks up the other prices.  But the way Kroger really makes its money on all the non-food items in the store.  The combination of Fresh Market for food, and then Walmart or Dollar General or something for toothpaste, toilet paper and crap like that is defiitely a money saver, and it's not even close.

Really, the only thing that is more expensive at Fresh Market is their meat, but the meat is so far superior to the shit they have at Kroger it's not even funny.

Probably the best thing about Fresh Market is the store is like a third of the size of Kroger, if that.  You are in and out in probably half the time.

They always have awsome free coffee, and I am a huge fan of free coffee.  The other day we went and they had free fresh squeezed orange juice and some cookies.  If I wanted to I could skip breakfast every morning and go hang out a the Fresh Market and get a pretty nutrituous meal for nothing.  Probably someone would catch on eventually but now that I think about it that's not a half bad idea.  It is on my way to Hadley's school, on the right side of the road, so it wouldn't take me anytime at all to stop in there with Hadley and get ourselves some orange juice and a cookie or something.

Finally, the odds of eating healthy go way up shopping there.  Mostly because they don't sell alot of junk food.  With a 5 year old that likes to eat that's a big plus.  You can't buy what they don't have on the shelf.

If I was ever against Fresh Market, I am officially a convert.

Sandwich

This weekend I made the most super awesomest sandwich in the world, and I thought I would share it with you.

Meat:  hot calabrese, pepper salame, hot capocollo, two slices each

Cheese: gourmet raw milk white cheddar

Bread: fresh baked loaf of multigrain

Dressing:  lettuce, fresh tomato, a touch of mayo, and a touch of balsamic vinegar.

All items purchased at the Fresh Market here in Macon.

This was the best sandwich in the history of everything.  I should have taken a picture.

Little Kid High After Going To The Dentist

Holy SHIT this is funny!

PD Sandwich? Let's Get To The Bottom Of This

Mr. Hixson has introduced a new saying into all of our vocabularies (at least all of us who don't hang out with Creole maids).  Apparently "PD sandwich" is used by people in Southeast Louisiana to refer to something that is nasty.  I guess kind of like a turd sandwich.  Anyway, in an attempt at yet another cross-blog foray, I went to a blog called Rantings of a Creole Princess and posted a query there, hoping she could shed some light on the etimology of this phrase.

LG Dare Bloggin

Attempting my first post from my new cellphone. So far I'm not sure it is all it's cracked up to be. If I can get it to synch with my calendar at work then I'm keeping it.