Holy crap, I went to mow the yard at my old house (still trying to sell it) and I noticed that a giant spider has taken up residence outside:
Now, my rule generally is that all spiders INSIDE the house die. But normally I would have killed a monster like this, just to be sure. I mean, it is already uge, and it's web is like 5 feet across, so it is only going to catch more and more bugs, grow ever bigger, and probably have like a million baby spiders.
But since: (a) this thing really was impressive, (b) I no longer live at this house, and (c) I was scared this thing would attack me, I left it alone.